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Meal Ticket Beggars

A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence
Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.

Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.

This is an example of meal ticket beggars
by Nickthedick09 October 30, 2009
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shit tickets

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003
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Golden Ticket Wheels

Longboard/Skateboard wheels with one (1) gold wheel in the set.
by Golden029 December 28, 2014
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Four Ticket Energy

He walked in the club with four ticket energy.
by oliguacamole September 3, 2021
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pink ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.

Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.

In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.

Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).

The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."

"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
by Costas Mantratzis January 3, 2009
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Chamblee Tucker Circuit

Ordering four items from four different fast food restaurants off the I-285 Chamblee Tucker Rd exit and eating it all as a single meal. Options include a Zaxby's, Wendy's, KFC, and Taco Bell.
Guys I'm starving today...Let's hit up the Chamblee Tucker Circuit
by Garn422 March 13, 2018
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Tucker's Law

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.
Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home
by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009
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