Guy1: Don is still trying to start his mower?
Guy2: Yeah. I keep trying to tell him all he has to do is prime the carburetor first, but he doesn't want to listen to me. He thinks only he can fix it.
Guy1: Well, I guess Don's mower will stay in the garage another week while Don's mind will stay in Trumptasia.
Guy2: Yeah. I keep trying to tell him all he has to do is prime the carburetor first, but he doesn't want to listen to me. He thinks only he can fix it.
Guy1: Well, I guess Don's mower will stay in the garage another week while Don's mind will stay in Trumptasia.
by Marquise_T September 7, 2016
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by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 26, 2018
Get the Trumptard mug.An act of diverting attention from a burning or embarrassing subject to some other topic, often sensational but also fictional and irrelevant. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
As he found himself suspected of being in cahoots with the Russian leader, the president attempted a trumptease, accusing his predecessor of wiretapping.
The House GOP members tried to trumptease the investigation of the president’s Russian affiliations by insisting on the importance of finding and prosecuting leakers.
The press secretary tried to expand on the president’s trumpteases.
The House GOP members tried to trumptease the investigation of the president’s Russian affiliations by insisting on the importance of finding and prosecuting leakers.
The press secretary tried to expand on the president’s trumpteases.
by Wryface March 22, 2017
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by just the Tipp 141 January 13, 2017
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Donnie: I totally grabbed that girl by the pussy the other night and she absolutely loved it.
Eric: No way, are you telling the Truth?
Donnie: I tell you the Trumpth. Believe me.
Eric: No way, are you telling the Truth?
Donnie: I tell you the Trumpth. Believe me.
by Red E. Todye February 14, 2017
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