trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

TrumpCare

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.

ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.

by TheFlashSimiValley May 6, 2017

Trumpcare

so-called "compassionate conservatism" healthcare which in other words illustrates the Dumpublican desire to eliminate subsidized Healthcare to the poorer folks in America, and would also repeal the 3.8 percent Medicaid tax that is surtaxed on investment and dividend income over 200k (and .9 percent on ordinary income over 200k). These taxes have helped fund subsidies to the poorer sick people, but are so insignificant to the wealthy in terms of affecting their quality of life (I would know). Republicans like to say it's better for everyone, but mainly it will give the wealthy a little more money, and leave many people penniless and sick.

Donald Trump promised his grand plan of Trumpcare to make healthcare better for all Americans, even though it is a deceptive misnomer that would screw many of the less fortunate and slightly benefit the wealthy.

by tomcatace April 1, 2017

trumperdink

A thin-skinned, puny-fingered, flacid, florid orange strawman who has managed to gain power despite getting 2.8 million votes LESS than his rival. Tends to spew unfiltered mental garbage through Twitter. Hates; the gays, the blacks, the women, the Mexicans and the rules of a respectful, intelligent society.

"Hey #Trumperdink I know u r 'very put out' but it's called free speech" @Cary_Elwes

by LfeaeOz December 21, 2016

trumptardism

Trumptardism: Upholding, supporting and practicing the beliefs of Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America. At the core of the Trump ideology resides an inadequate understanding of American politics, an absence of logic and reason, an inability to function in an acceptable social manner, an inability to make intelligent decisions, an inability to display prudent discretion, incoherent or unintelligent speech patterns, closeted racism, pathological lying, criminal conspiracy, philandering, treason and multiple cognitive disabilities. As such, Individuals practicing Trumptardism generally display implausible ignorance when confronted with logic and reason while sharing many of the above stated traits.

Through logical consideration, if a Trumptard believes that Donald J. Trump is a great president and they blindly support every decision he makes, then it’s plausible to accept that they can be duped into believing and supporting just about anything whether it makes sense or not. At it’s root, this is the definition of Trumptardism.

Stephen: Robert Mueller recently provided documentation that Donald Trump was laundering money through his “Fixer” Michael Cohen with the help of a Russian Oligarch and also according to Attorney Michael Avenatti, the “hush money” payment to Stormy Daniels came from Trump’s campaign funds.

Sean: Trump says that’s fake news and I believe him. There’s no collusion, Cohen paid that money without Trump’s consent, Stormy Daniels is a liar. Congress should stop the investigation and Mueller should be sent to jail for treason. All snowflakes and Libtards should die or go back to Africa and crooked Hillary can go to hell. Trump won the election, get over it. MAGA. Trump 2020.

Stephen: Now that's an impressive display of Trumptardism!

by afj21 June 6, 2018

Trumparalysis

An inability to accomplish anything due to an overwhelming preoccupation with all things Trump, particularly actions with likely disastrous repurcussions.

I had a bad case of trumparalysis after watchIng the news this morning.

by Ivan Early March 23, 2017

trumpland

The US during Donald Trump's presidency which will be full of POTUS mispelled tweets , laughable comments and basically embarrasing statements by the leader of free world during Donald J Trump's presidency.

These are unpresidented :) times now that we live in Trumpland.

by DoubleKismet January 5, 2017