Someone who is a perpetual ass(usually in management) who gives out commands without providing the knowledge necessary to get it done, relishes in the unavoidable failure and is grumpy when one succeeds.
1"So I found the building, legit, in the last second, after being given bogus directions and she looked mad when I came back with the prints."
2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."
1"Whaa...?"
2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."
1"Whaa...?"
by Bustaword17 May 2, 2010
Get the Grumpelstiltskin mug.When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."
"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."
by Teloor April 8, 2012
Get the Rumpelstiltskin Pussy mug.by MKUltraman June 26, 2018
Get the Trumplestiltsken mug.Did you hear about Sean's girl. She stopped taking her birth control pills so he had to rumpelstiltskin.
by Hdheje April 22, 2019
Get the Rumpelstiltskin mug.Tbh it’s daddy rumpelstiltskin yes he’s packing and yes he’s thick tbh so is daddy jar jar but daddy rumpelstiltskin is better
by Daddy rump June 9, 2020
Get the Rumpelstiltskin mug.When a woman is on top riding you like a motorcycle, and starts having explosive diarrhea on your ball sack.
Things were getting really hot last night until she gave me the nastiest unexpected Rumpelstiltskin!
by Knight_Rider February 28, 2023
Get the Rumpelstiltskin mug.Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.
by charazarding champion January 24, 2025
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