troupe

a long distance

going from california to florida is a troupe

by prettyeky April 19, 2009

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Mike Trout

The best person on Earth

Mike Trout hit 1,000,000,000 home runs last year!

by MikeTrout27 October 23, 2018

trouser-rouser

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

by woodpile January 20, 2010

Trouser meat

Trouser meat is a giant piece of prized dicky.

Look at Leonard's trouser meat.

by TheWaitresss December 23, 2016

trouser oysters

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Trout grout

The white and congealed "lady yoghurt" found within the folds of the labia of a lady with particularly poor personal hygiene within the confines of her stench trench.

Bloody hell Doris, I don't care how long you have noshed me off for, I'm not going to lick that, it's full of trout grout.

by Blue Man Dan October 10, 2020