Treeb

The act of having sexual intercourse with a herborious organism.

Jhon couldn't get some from his girlfriend so he had to treeb

by dat plant July 3, 2009

Treebee

One who has sexual relations with a tree.
Also referred to as a "tree thumper."

That saboosh was a treebee for his birthday.

by mr.spidyville April 28, 2008

Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

by Derdle June 14, 2017

treebeard

the act of giving head to a 40 year old man who has never shaven and has died his pubes green just after running a marathon

My boss gave me a treebeard after finishing the boston marathon

by mandingofriend June 13, 2011

treebo

A treebo is nastey creature. Usually in the form of a Greebo or Goth, treebos will meet up everyday at a big tree in Milton Keynes City Centre, England. From here they will smoke no less than 20 cigarettes each, scream for no reason, make friends with Chavs (who will beat them up later), and compare STI's.

In basic terms they are Chavs with a different dress and speech code.

a treebo stole my lighter

by Moggers June 8, 2005

Treebranch

Internet slang for a penis that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.

lolz roffle Magus' Treebranch

by Sottle September 16, 2003

Treebeach

Hey look it’s treebeach the man who simps for cum biker

Look it’s the simp Treebeach

by Treebeach January 10, 2021