tatters

boobies, knockers, hooters, tah tahs, tits

Guh-Damn look eh dem tatters. Im gettin uh boner. Sheeeit

by J-Dogg November 4, 2003

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

CHISLING TWATTER

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.

That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!

by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008

Twatter

Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.

You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?

Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.

by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015

globe-trotter

A person who travels around the world by pleasure

I´ve been a globe-trotter for 5 years, now I´m back to start a serious work!

by Bruna August 10, 2005

Trotter Cock

an Un-circumcised penis, generally reserved for men with an undeniably large amount of foreskin which folds onto and into itself at the head of the genitals.

Frined: Hey Ryan, are you actually able to please your girlfriend with that hideous trotter cock you got?

Ryan: We haven't gotten to that point yet she's afraid of the quagmire of skin on my trotter cock.

by Matthew Pricee January 19, 2009