American(s) who solely rely on their master. They have a brain, but choose not to use it. They believe, and will do, anything their master says. They will follow their master, even if the master leads them to their own death.
"Hurry, turn on FOX News, our master has some more advice about how to get rid of the fake virus." quipped the TrumPette.
by GBSSSY May 9, 2020
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(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.
by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012
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A charged up group of bullish shoppers that stampede through the doors of a store to grab every sale item in sight...
Wal Mart has decided to issue wristbands for entry into their stores on Black Friday to avoid tragic and fatal trampedes by ruthless and pushy shoppers.
by don samson December 5, 2009
Get the Trampede mug.(Verb); To Trumppet - The fine art of continuously promoting yourself despite obvious shortcomings. More than just "blowing your own horn", it's a unique combination of bravado, bullshit, and incompetence.
Donald really fucked up this time, but all that trumpetting shows just what a true ass-hat he REALLY is!!
by JazzGuy-NH March 27, 2020
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by OrchardThief August 8, 2016
Get the Tennessee Trumpeter mug.Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016
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by attackedbyatrampede February 7, 2009
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