Pokémon Trainer

A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.

Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail

by YummyKittens July 7, 2013

Greyhound Trainer

A person whose ego demands that they be seen as successful in a "sporting pursuit", but who lacks the intelligence or self-disipline to apply themselves personally to the goal. Famous for eagerly bragging about how "good" they are to the canines that they personally cage and exploit, they resort to name calling, abuse, and even threats when confronted by statistics showing their industry in an honest and unfavourable light.

"That greyhound trainer says he takes such good care of his dogs, but he kills them once he's gotten all the money he can out of them."

by Clearlite November 14, 2011

Anal Trainer

A very short training anal dildo usually between 3 - 5 inches long. Girls use it to get ready for the real thing.

Cecilia practiced long and hard with an anal trainer for years to become pro at anal sex.

by Snuke September 10, 2007

the dolphin trainer

When taking your lady from behind you pull out and stick it into her starfish without warning. Thus causing her to make a noise like a dolphin uhuh...uhuhuhuhuh...uhuhuhuhuh.

I was making some sweet doggy with my lady and I saw that she was texting at the same time so I engaged the dolphin trainer...lesson learned.

by PhattestD May 24, 2017

Dog Trainer

Slang: A pseudo-derogatory term referring to a lesbian woman who adheres to the stereotypical male gender archetype; otherwise known as butch or dykes, by other lesbians. A Dog Trainer will have the mannerisms, dress, and attitude of a male, but is not considered gender challenged.
Femme, androgynous, and 'tom boysian' lesbians typically hold Dog Trainers in distain since they recipricate the older stereotypes of lesbians.

"I saw Morgan yesterday, she cut her hair so short... she's turning into such a Dog Trainer."

by Jenna A. January 11, 2009

panda trainer

a racial slur for chinese people stemming from the fact that there are pandas in china.

Random white guy: you fucking panda trainer go back to china.

by seans October 13, 2009

Student Athletic Trainer

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.

See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"

by TrainingChick January 2, 2011