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Towel 

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A person who is such a sweat that they excel in every game they play in, no matter if it’s competitive or not.
That guy is such a towel, he he made a wither farm and then 1v5’d us and won.
Towel by sillofrocks February 15, 2021
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Towel 

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A type of long fabric to clean the sweat off.
Get the towels man. We lost in the game man.
Towel by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Towel Dingle 

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"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.
"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"
Towel Dingle by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009
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Towel Floss

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When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)
My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.
Towel Floss by Harry Cockalitious March 14, 2010
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towel feces 

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It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
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Towel Time 

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Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.
"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"
Towel Time by sunsetfunset January 5, 2009
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