toucan

Someone who can get really drunk off two cans (or glasses) of alcohol.

Meg: Daniel has only had two drinks and he's drunk off his ass
Ash: He's a toucan

by bigblueeatsdicks January 3, 2019

Jam Toucan

The result of stupid rifle shooting cleaning techniques. The Jam Toucan can occur with any forbie half or full. If a person is able to create a Jam Toucan with a half forbie they either have a low IQ or are new to shooting. Full forbies should not be used and so if any person creates a jam toucan with a full forbie they are to be poked for 5 days straight by everyone and everything.

Dude, Sam just did a Jam Toucan!! He's such a Namal!

by The_Rifle_Shooting_Guy June 18, 2018

Toucan Sam

A annoying ass person who's a toucan and tries to act cool but really Toucan sam is a dumbass

Haha its Toucan Sam!! Errrrrrr

by Ava_star September 5, 2019

Toucan Pencil

An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.

Ben: "Isaac this is serious"
Isaac: Insert Toucan Pencil

by Sqwodward April 21, 2020

Toco Toucan

A creepy bird who plays Minecraft and LoL. He's in a Minecraft community called Blocktopia. He's also a brony who's favourite pony is Luna but of the mane 6 is RD. He also sounds Stoned all the time.

Why does Toco Toucan sound stoned all the time.

by Extoucanator September 9, 2011

Toucan

Someone who loves Siegfried a lot, like a lot its absolutely weird

Okay this Guy is sucking Siegs cock, He is a real Toucan

by N.Sky January 31, 2023

Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.

Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

“Collateral damage”

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020