Toucan Pencil

An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.

Ben: "Isaac this is serious"
Isaac: Insert Toucan Pencil

by Sqwodward April 21, 2020

Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.

Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

“Collateral damage”

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020

Burning toucan

When you’re burning a letter addresses to your friend to prove a point and it just so happens that there’s a toucan on it.

“You can’t burn the letter, that’s Burning toucan!”
“It’s just collateral damage”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020

Toco Toucan

A creepy bird who plays Minecraft and LoL. He's in a Minecraft community called Blocktopia. He's also a brony who's favourite pony is Luna but of the mane 6 is RD. He also sounds Stoned all the time.

Why does Toco Toucan sound stoned all the time.

by Extoucanator September 9, 2011

Toucan

Someone who loves Siegfried a lot, like a lot its absolutely weird

Okay this Guy is sucking Siegs cock, He is a real Toucan

by N.Sky January 31, 2023

Toucan

Toucan - often referred to as Toucan Dan. References: Geordies that can't handle any more than 2 pints of Lager Tops.

Tell tail sign of this occurrence, when they ask to lick your Gary Glitter.

Alex: Is Toucan pissed yet?

Ben: yes, my Gary Glitter is wet!

by Toucanass November 26, 2018

toucan

Someone who can get really drunk off two cans (or glasses) of alcohol.

Meg: Daniel has only had two drinks and he's drunk off his ass
Ash: He's a toucan

by bigblueeatsdicks January 3, 2019