Topmannequin

n. A young male whose outfit consists of clothes that are purchased entirely from the British male style and fashion store Topman, thus giving the impression of a walking mannequin.

I hate going to that indie club, everyone dresses like a topmannequin.

by Okij March 21, 2010

Dewey defeats Truman

(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy

Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.

"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"

by Arthur Henning September 30, 2011

Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

tumanize

An adjective used to describe a simpleton who thinks like Archie Bunker, but talks like a mentally challenged Sylvester Stallone with a South Side of Chicago accent.
To Tumanize is to obliterate the English language.

Yo Edith, make me some chink food, da meathead ate all da sausage again. "Oh Archie must you Tumanize in the house".

by Aircraft Mechanics against Pussification April 9, 2008

truman show

events or things turning out so perfectly, seemingly being staged or directed

Pat: "hey guys let's all meet here tomorrow at 6am for our trip.Don't forget your stuff."
Next day...
Guys: "Pat wake up! It's already 6am! we're all here and all set up in the van! We got all our stuff ready. Let's go!"
Pat: "What's this? Am I in some kinda truman show?! You guys are always late and missing all the stuff we need!"

by Zabster January 11, 2009

Topman

The menswear branch of topshop - a highly profitable British fashion chain store in the Arcadia group - Topman is the most popular menswear store in the UK.
Wants you to wear striped skinny Tees, skinny jeans, skinny ties and skinny braces. But only if you're skinny, and can actually fit into their clobber. They generally cater for the younger man and provide discounts to students.
The Oxford Street Flagship store in London is a recklessly huge affair, and carries exclusive designer lines that you can't afford.

I'm off to Topman to buy a summer scarf and a knitted trilby.

by Meaner With The Scenery December 9, 2008

sam totman

Sam Totman is Herman Li's partner in crime in the band Dragonforce. He is just as fast as Herman, and he wrotes most DF songs and lyrics. He plays a black Jackson RR3 through a TC electronics G major Rack unit, and a Laney amp.

Most People love Herman, but Sam is cooler, and would be a cooler guy to get drunk with.

Sam Totman.

by Shreddy McShred aka Kyle July 21, 2006