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tortoise position

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017
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tomtord

When you find a man named Tom that has been living in your basement for the last six months with a pet turtle
TomTord at its finest ;3
by Ehochanu~ December 12, 2016
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Titto

Verb : Titto
Origins : a slang French world from the 1900's
The satisfaction of seeing Megan Brink's tits after many failed attempts to trade nudes fairly
P1: dude Megan brink showed me her tits last night !
P2: Titto! Finally! * high fives P1*
by nogarDregniG July 12, 2018
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Tattoo Remorse

Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.
Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.

John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009
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tatto

A man who is whipped- preferably by his wife. A man who has no moral obligations towards his friends anymore.
Naeem is so whipped, he is a total tatto.
by Wax77 December 3, 2016
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Tontos lost tribe

A tribe that fought in the great war of Dykes and E- thots thought to be dead but was recently awakened by the coming of the new order of Dykes. Lead by Bk this elite unit of warriors is meant to bring order and peace to the world.
"There goes tonto there must be a cell of dykes nearby lets evacuate so they can do their work."
tontos lost tribe
by TontoTribesman February 21, 2020
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Tonton

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.
Pray! Pray! Tonton?
by TTJ G July 24, 2011
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