Tottenham Hotspur

To lose to some shit team in the bottom of the league
To bottle it

Synonyms: Bottle, harrykanemiss, north London, 2016ucl
Antonyms: Arsenal, bottlingothers, Chelsea, Wenger, Jose Mourinho, harrykanescores, deleallichallenge

Liverpool pulled a Tottenham Hotspur(a.k.a Spurs) yesterday after giving away a 3-0 lead to Crystal Palace.

by the f.a December 30, 2018

Tottermannetjie

Penis. Used in the Afrikaans language to describe a small or flacid penis.

He can only find his tottermannetjie with tweezers.

by Tottie15 January 5, 2011

tottenham hotspur

A crap footy team living in Arsenals shadow, shit fans shit ground shit team

5-4 to the champions

by Robin January 3, 2005

Tottenham Hotspur

Fantastic North London football giants. Cosmopolitan support, unlike neighbouring clubs in the capital. Current top-rated English players include Jermain Defoe, Ledley King and Paul Robinson. Great players of the past include Glenn Hoddle, Gazza, Klinsmann and Jimmy Greaves.

Arsenal, West Ham and Chelsea fans will probably need to refer to a dictionary to find out what "cosmopolitan" means.

by Marc Walker January 26, 2005

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018

tottenham hotspur

a poor excuse for a North London football team

tottenham are poor and ledley king sucks

by www.badgerphone.co.uk May 17, 2004

Teeter Totter

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad

"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."

by tobee October 16, 2015