Tote

Tote is a Spanglish word for "pussy" originating from the Spanish word "Toto".

Pronounced "toat"

Kanye west: yo did you freshen up your tote
Kim: yes i did with some green soap,
Kanye west:good! soap soap soap freshen up your tote.
Kim: yes, soap soap soap freshen up your tote

by Lysergic High August 6, 2019

totes

An abbreviated form of 'totally'. Used in conversation because one syllable is better than three.

Barry: 'I am totes going to the party! It's going to be immense!'
Barney: 'Hells yeah!'

by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

tote

tote is a slang word which refers to the harboring of feelings for someone or something. It can be used interchangeably with depressed

brad: dude are you okay?
jake: no man i failed my chem test so i'm in a tote mood

by yevane November 7, 2011

a tote

To have a puff of someone's cigarette

Barbara farted on Steve, so Steve would move away and Barbara could have a tote

by furrybacon September 15, 2015

Tote

Trinidadian slang meaning to hold a grudge for petty reasons, unusually unknown to the person it is directed at.

Girl: "OMG, they went to the mall and didn't invite me! I'm going to tote for life!"

by Zukoo December 11, 2013

totes

Common street slang for 'potatoes', the world's fourth largest food crop, following rice, wheat, corn, and maize. The use of the humble potato should not be underestimated by any means. Besides providing food for a vast amount of the world's population, the Incas even believed that a slice of baked potato placed in a stocking and tied around the throat would help ease the pain associated with a sore throat. Many smokers the world over also find creative ways to utilize the spud in the same manner as an apple, this being the reason a less conspicuous word is needed for use in public discourse.

Example #1

Person 1: Dude, did you score a tote from the grocery store?

Person 2: Yeah man, the lady at the register gave me a funny look just for buying one though.

Person 1: Did she ask why you needed it?

Person 2: I told her I needed a something to replace my battery in my van.

Example #2

Person 1: *Something not relevant to the conversation; unrelated to potatoes*

Person 2: totes

all the time

Person 1: what do potatoes have to do with this

Person 2: everything

by Spud_Man October 16, 2013

Tote

tote is describing a small container of alcohol like a pint or a half a pint bartons vodka half pint ( $2.00) Pint($4.00)

Steven: hey nigga let me get a tote
dude: whats a tote
Steven: a pint of bartons vodka

by rMC realest south Omaha,NE February 25, 2011