Tostado

A person in a state of permanent intellectual delirium, induced by repeatedly overdosing on ethanol and/or other mind-altering substances. First observed in the bars of Kampala, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a village idiot, as the latter generally displays a higher degree of self-awareness.

This guy seems to have fallen into a drunken stupor.

No bro, he’s just a tostado.

by lugambo August 25, 2022

wet toster

When you seduce a girl and she gets wet in her patties and shes all warm its called"wet toster" it happens when shes close to her monthly

Well damn baby you got a wet toster

by Briget red March 20, 2017

Hijo de la tostada

Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.

Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.

Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!

by palabras sabias February 28, 2018

tostiprute

A word originating in Lancaster, California meaning a cheap, masculine, hermaphroditic prostitute dressed as a woman.

It is commonly used as an insult or a means to describe anyone/ anything similar to a tostiprute such as a very ugly whore, a transvestite prostiture (for which the proper term is trostipute), an excedingly masculine woman, etc. rather than its official meaning.

Kevin took that five dollars and bought himself a tostiprute!

Man, she looks like a frikkin tostiprute!

by Marlon the PiGGuin December 14, 2006

This is for all the Tostitos

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.

Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"

by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011

Tostitos

a cool chip
that get's eaten
but is still mad cool!

oohh my god! i love hat tostitos!

by ToStiTo'sz December 15, 2007

toster

A toster the all mighty god that can burn bread and make toster strudels

Guy1: what is a toster
Guy2: is an all mighty apache helicopter
Guy1: oh wow

by I sexually identify with apach May 8, 2018