Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

Torey

A nice wonderful person that might be insecure on the inside but doesn't show on the outside. The person is nice and generous but will be mean if it comes to it. Will help out friends and will always keep it 100 with you all day everyday.

"Your so nice!!!! Your such a Torey"

by -AD October 25, 2016

Boston Torpedo

The act of molding your feces into a phallic shape, freezing it, and fucking someone with it.

She wanted me to spice things up, so I gave her a boston torpedo.

by belfastbomber February 3, 2010

Transphobic Torpedophile

Type of weaponry called a transphasic torpedo from star trek, it is very effective against many hostile ships. Except it happens to be transphobic and is a pedophile

Incoming Transphobic Torpedophiles!

by Suoerfish July 23, 2017

Torrey

An extremely hot/sexy guy, attractive, well built, and funny. Torrey's are so thoughtful & kind - They have big hearts.

Torrey's are fun & know how to have a good time!

I'm so lucky I snagged me a Torrey

by KittyPurrMeow February 4, 2010

Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010