tardis

A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.

Uh oh, we're going to miss our deadline, everyone in the Tardis. Boss, you stay here.

by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005

Turdistan

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.

Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

tardish

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

by StormCyko July 12, 2004

Turdism

A form of portrait making that was inspired by Pablo Picasso. A Turdism drawing is created by drawing a subject with all focus directed to the subject and no focus directed to the paper. Turdism is often drawn swiftly and efficiently, and the end result will vary.

Currently Turdism is limited to only a few known artists, those of which refuse to publish their portraits online.

That guy knows his Turdism; just look at the portrait he bought, it's amazing!

by KoffDum November 7, 2010

torbis

Someone who spin ninja kicks people in the face!!!!

Wow that kid just kicked someone in the face he's such a TORBIS

by CarPac September 13, 2017

toris0123

A goat that loves art and will respect what you like but will never talk to you if you hurt her because she has more important things to do then arguing with you but if you are willing to be her friend she will let you in because she is so friendly and she has a big heart.

Person 1: Do you know toris0123?
Person 2: You mean that goat that likes Five Nights At Freddy's from DeviantArt.

Person 1: *talks too much*
Person 2: Ok stop, why are you talking so much?
Person 1: Oh sorry i just pulled a toris0123 there.

by thelovefox25 October 1, 2019