Tortinator

A person who has the ability to go back in time to copulate with all tortas.

Bro, did you see the tortinator rolling around in a Honda fit targeting all those tortas?

by Savage J.P August 12, 2025

Pro(gas)tinator

One who waits as long as possible to refill their gas tank. Fearing for a highway breakdown as they make one last trip on E.

OMG, I have driven 3 different places with my gas light on. I'm 1 trip away from a breakdown. I need to stop being such a pro(gas)tinator

by nickdfromda513 January 13, 2019