Totes Mondo
Totes Mondo by Elvisleo13 March 13, 2009
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Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.
Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
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Totes
A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.
The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.
The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.
If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!
The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.
The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.
If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!
Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.
Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.
Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!
Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.
Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!
Totes by ThatsWhatsup14 December 21, 2010
totes cereal
totes cereal by yuni kim February 11, 2008
Totes Dig
Meaning, Totally Digital. Digital pronounced 'di-juh'
A phrase used to describe something that is technology driven, or "tech first". Common vernacular for the modern day Millennial working in a tech company.
A phrase used to describe something that is technology driven, or "tech first". Common vernacular for the modern day Millennial working in a tech company.
Bio-tooter
A person who divulges personal information about themselves, completely unsolicited; to any and everyone at will.
Sally: Oh hi Becky! Fancy running into you here.
Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....
Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.
Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....
Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.
Bio-tooter by Chicki Tee December 2, 2010
Siamese tootsie roll
Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.
“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”
Siamese tootsie roll by Stolen originality September 12, 2020