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The act of masturbating during a work Zoom meeting. Named after CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who got caught jerking off with his camera on during Zoom call with the New Yorker.
That call was so boring I had to pull a Toobin just to make it interesting.
Toobin by Monticello15 October 19, 2020
Verb
1. To pull out your dick and start masturbating while on a video call.
I was starting to get bored during my Zoom meeting, so I decided to Toobin for a bit. I clicked the mute button so I should be fine.
Toobin by WastedDaylight October 19, 2020
The act of fondling yourself while on work related video conference call.
Jeffrey! Stop toobin and pay attention!
Toobin by Donotresuscitate October 19, 2020
The act of masturbating while actively participating in a work related video conference call.
Jeffrey had a rough day after being busted for Toobin during his New Yorker zoom call.
Toobin by labondant October 19, 2020
Masturbating (especially in front of a live webcam)
Jeffrey needed to work on his boner but

didn't know his laptop camera was on when he started toobin
Toobin by Bobby.Riggs October 19, 2020
When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.
On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.
Toobin by Dick Champion October 19, 2020