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Tornetta Twins

omg, only thee coolest gurlz on the east coast!! holla!!! LOL!
One playz tennis and one has a bf thats like 7 foot!! ROFL.
nyway, yeah, they supa cool
Christina : "Hay shell!!!"

Shelby : "Hay tina!"

Christina : "howz ur day goin! LOL!"

Shelby: "well, i'm goin 2 colins 2night!!! my bub! rofl!"

Christina : "kay!"

tornetta twins for life!
by Lou Stevens October 18, 2010
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Tonget

A Chinese name that is given to a son that will eventually become a world leader and lead Humanity into a new age!
The ruler of the world Tonget has just declared war on Uranus!
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Epic fuck tonne

Grossly oversized quantity.
Unfathomable in most circumstances.
"I love you an epic fuck tonne Richard"
"Charlene drank an epic fuck tonne last night"
by Team Charchie February 27, 2017
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Tonned

(Tonn-d, not tund)

Anything that's awesome and made even more awesome by the fact you're high.

Etymology-

Mis-hearing of the word 'sound'.
Dude 1: Dude that fire is totally tonned.

Dude 2: Dude, are you high on drugs?
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tongether

Tongether- when one's tongue meets a another one.
Tide tongether in one's mouth.
by Jailbirdfreeme March 15, 2011
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Butt tonne

The metric amount that any given person can fit up their arse
arse load
"i have an arse load of soap."
"is that like, your arses mass in soap?"
"No like a Butt tonne, the amount you can fit in our arse"
by Kitschdoll October 16, 2008
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Metric Fuck Tonne

Unit of measurement.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"

Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"

James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
by Pimpdaddyrockstar August 2, 2013
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