Torchettied

French for fucked up. From drinking heavy amounts of liquor.

"Bro what are we doing Tonight?"
"Im getting absolutely torchettied tonight"

Torchettied by Mc lemonZ August 27, 2017

toucher_of_cancer 

When you don’t get enough attention as a child so you start a meme page

I’m toucher_of_cancer

toucher_of_cancer by Dankpapi_69 November 6, 2018

pants toucher

To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.

Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.

pants toucher by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007

Nerd Toucher 

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness

Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.

Nerd Toucher by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013

Little bit touched 

used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head

Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he

Little bit touched by J-Banger July 29, 2009

touché salesman 

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

touché salesman by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007

Touché 

French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.

Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'

Guy 1: You know Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.
Guy 2: At least I HAVE balls.
Guy 1: ... Touché.

Touché by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010