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toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern is a toileteer.
by Toilet and Proud December 12, 2008
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Toolette

A female version of a "tool", one who does something that makes you say "why did you do that?"
I can't believe Shawna did something like that, she is a true toolette.
by technology guru January 11, 2008
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Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.
Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...
by Coldmud December 3, 2004
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Toiletsex Marathon

When two friends are running to every toilet in a shopping center to have sex. Usual amount is at least 5.
Theres five toilet booths here, want a Toiletsex Marathon?
by pineapplemoonshinetheoriginal November 14, 2010
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toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.
"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005
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Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
by indigo1er August 9, 2010
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toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.
"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"
by chubnubby March 18, 2014
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