Toileticide

when you destroy your/a toilet with your uncontrollable firing line of feces due to a big feed or an improperly prepared meal

Greedy bastard: Bro I just committed toileticide it's completely brown
A normal person: ....wtf

by mraverageSidewinder January 30, 2026

teletically

Making someone think your way through the use of large rocks and your mind.

person 1: you cant make me believe you
person 2: yes i can
person 1: prove it
person 2: teletically making you belive (picks up large stone)
person 1: nothings happe... OH GOD MY FACE, THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

by Keaton May 8, 2006

Toiletpaste

A more refined word to describe poos in a toliet. As poos quite often takes on a paste-ish form confusing the pooer. Poos can now be categorized accordingly.

Ew there's a skid stain in the toliet, no wait thats a "Toiletpaste.

by BatKing October 28, 2010

ToiletHeads

Same as a crackhead but craving a toilet paper fix.

ToiletHead says: “Say my brother...y’all got any more of that toilet paper?”

Where did all the toilet paper go?

To them ToiletHeads over there.

by HarleyeffnQuinn March 17, 2020

toiletwaterwizard

A lovely person. <3 I love you sm argot

“ Toiletwaterwizard is so sexy pls rail me “

by Argotsecretlover March 22, 2021

Toiletmage

A toiletmage is a person who chills on the toilet at every opportunity and does big business

See the toiletmage is casting spells again

by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021

toiletral

a word a random youtuber came up with

No wonder he was hiding for so many years, he was having some serious toiletral

by Bread Destroyer September 5, 2022