toilet

A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.

"Hey the toilet's on fire."

"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"

by blickery August 6, 2008

Toilet

The place where all of your problems are solved

Yo, bro, I need to take a dump on the toilet

by 😃😃😃 July 2, 2015

Toileteer

A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany

My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!

by America's Angel November 14, 2010

toilet

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

by bread infection January 2, 2006

toilet

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

toilet

Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.

imma take a shit on the toilet

by coemspro🤑 June 13, 2023