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Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.
I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.
by DaddyStru July 4, 2018
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brown and toothless wonder

well what the fuck else could it be besides your good ole arsehole.
often when i would here Bubby fart; he would exclaim, Oh speak again brown and toothless wonder.
by cod blaster June 29, 2008
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toothless

somebody who's sleezy or unbelievably sneaky
that girl is toothless
by S Stizzle February 24, 2008
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Toothless Aggression

Chris Benoit snapped and killed his entire family and then himself. I blame it on his Toothless Aggression. If only he would've had a better dentist, they would all still be alive today.
by Jared Jammer August 3, 2007
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Toothless and ruthless

Toothless and ruthless is a bacterial infection that is caused by VERY bad hygiene very gummy very bummy looks like a 19th century burial ground in ones mouth
by Dizzy_Jxss December 31, 2021
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Toothless Earthdog

Think of the fattest, slimiest, tooth-ly-est, hole digging scumbag, loser who works overtime part of the time. They always know everything but have the brain power of a windowlicker. They chew on their fat upper lip and have chew dripping down their beard. They always have their mouth open and flies routinely fly in and out of they pie hole. Now times that by 2 and that the person were looking for.
Hey bob. you remember that toothless earthdog from down the road?

Also: keep these toothless earthdogs off my lawn
by Macdirty4life March 21, 2023
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Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.
Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019
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