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Togottles 

When one orders bottle service to go at a club.
"Bro, bro, bro. Last night I ordered 5 bottles of Goose at the table, and 3 togottles of Patron on the way out. Fuckin' why not right?"
Togottles by CliffordCharles June 6, 2013
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toothless sealion 

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in
toothless sealion by PYeti March 24, 2023

Toothless 

The jet black Night Fury dragon that appeared alongside main protagonist Hiccup as the deuteragonist in the 2010 movie "How To Train Your Dragon". He is initially aggressive towards Hiccup but becomes friends with him after Hiccup helps Toothless become airborne again, after Toothless' left tail fin was ripped off when Hiccup shot him down.
Noun:

Person: Dude, Toothless is my favorite dragon EVER.
Toothless by SSG1 February 9, 2018
variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.
Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles
tootles by Margareet April 23, 2006

Sabre Toothless Tiger 

n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.
DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"

DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"

DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"
Sabre Toothless Tiger by DudeA September 25, 2009

Toothless Bearded Hag 

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
a group of thots.
kazza: omg it's tasha and her thottles.
thottles by tonkles July 2, 2016
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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