The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.
The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.
The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.
While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.
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Get the torfeculating mug.... Or TIT for short. Dreadfully posh future conservative children don't you know, as seen at pony club and ski holidays in Italy.
'Oh your father only has the 09 model BMW? That's rather common of him, don't you think?' said the Toff In Training
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Björn thinks that he is'n a toffel, but everyone knows that Hanna is foppa toffeling his ass.
Benjy is a toffel, Annie has him whipped like Indiana Jones.
Bobaa is a toffel-god
Björn thinks that he is'n a toffel, but everyone knows that Hanna is foppa toffeling his ass.
Benjy is a toffel, Annie has him whipped like Indiana Jones.
Bobaa is a toffel-god
by Foppatoffel February 29, 2008
Get the toffel mug.A wealthy person of English origin that also happened to be born that way.
Usually you will find Daddy paid for his education and his Dad paid for his, they also get their jobs because of their Fathers/Uncles pulling strings, yet still have the gall to look down on the millions of unemployed people due to their efforts.
In David Cameron's case all said Dads of Dads who got him where he is were stock brokers or so he told other stock brokers at a particular conference.
They rarely have any problems in their lives save those that are due to inbreeding (which is common) and/or are their own fault.
They have an awful tendency for getting involved in politics, law, finance and big business despite having very little clue about the real world and holding extremely derogatory views about ordinary people. The world is in a far worse state because of this.
The French Revolutionaries and the Bolsheviks knew how best to treat people of their ilk in their respective countries, though somewhat crazy themselves.
Usually you will find Daddy paid for his education and his Dad paid for his, they also get their jobs because of their Fathers/Uncles pulling strings, yet still have the gall to look down on the millions of unemployed people due to their efforts.
In David Cameron's case all said Dads of Dads who got him where he is were stock brokers or so he told other stock brokers at a particular conference.
They rarely have any problems in their lives save those that are due to inbreeding (which is common) and/or are their own fault.
They have an awful tendency for getting involved in politics, law, finance and big business despite having very little clue about the real world and holding extremely derogatory views about ordinary people. The world is in a far worse state because of this.
The French Revolutionaries and the Bolsheviks knew how best to treat people of their ilk in their respective countries, though somewhat crazy themselves.
Jim bob: Tories are all toffs along with the rest of the political class these days.
Timmy: Aye, bastards caused the recession and now we're the ones paying for it.
Timmy: Aye, bastards caused the recession and now we're the ones paying for it.
by Voseros July 6, 2011
Get the Toff mug.That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!
by Tonan4life October 5, 2011
Get the Toffee dodger mug.The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
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