*somone fails at slapping someone in the face* "all you had to do is follow the damn train CJ"
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"Lol"
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The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
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The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
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The taint(n) is the area between ball sack and asshole. The verb "to taint" comes from the act of placing an object on the "taint" area and rubbing it. This act will cause the object to smell and/or taste like the Taint.
The taint(n) is the area between ball sack and asshole. The verb "to taint" comes from the act of placing an object on the "taint" area and rubbing it. This act will cause the object to smell and/or taste like the Taint.
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