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take your talents to south beach

Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.
EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*

EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
by uofi2408 March 13, 2011
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send that puppy to the beach

A phrase used to describe a work that has been completed and is ready to deliver.
Chad: can I send the Murphy file to the client yet?
Tron: Have one of the writers proofread then send that puppy to the beach!
by ckwon October 19, 2017
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Took His Talents To South Beach

To be a lying, back-stabbing, whiney traitor(see Lebron James)
Guy# 1 - Wow, Joe really sold us out and fucked us but good!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!
by auburned June 16, 2011
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taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
by DanGilbert July 10, 2010
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Take my talents to South Beach

When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.
After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.

Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
by guitar12988 July 28, 2010
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Took Their Talents To South Beach

A phrase to explain a person who chose a team or group other than their first to try to improve on their previous success but ended up failing due to their effort.
Lebron James took their talents to south beach and helped the Dallas Mavericks win the NBA Finals.
by bdaking2 July 29, 2011
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Take my talents down to South Beach

Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.
by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010
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