tijuana tradewind

The act of farting in a hair dryer while aiming the hot wind at your unsuspecting companion.

Summer breeze makes me feel fine, but that Tijuana tradewind almost made me vomit.

by Tijuana tradewind July 12, 2018

Tijuana Tummy Tickler

When you cum in a girl's belly button, then suck it out like a body shot

I can’t believe I gave this girl a Tijuana Tummy Tickler, and I don’t know how I feel about it

by ScumbagsAnonymous July 23, 2018

Tijuana Car wash

A drinking event at a party that usually involves group effort (preferably 10+ people) . The person getting a Tijuana Car wash is referred to as “the Car” . It starts by one person(the car) laying on a long table. Two volunteers hold onto a arm on opposite sides of the table dragging “the car” across on his/her back. While the rest of the party stand on each side of the table pouring drinks & shoving snacks into “the car” mouth while they are being dragged across the table on their back. When “the car” reaches the end of the table they are greeted by the biggest breast woman at the party who will then pour tequila into his/her mouth then shove a lime down “the cars” mouth.

Person 1: WHO WANTS TO DO A TIJUANA CAR WASH?!

Person 2: I’ll be the car!

*person 2 is then thrown on his back on a table while the party preforms a tijuana car wash*

by Bloodsteelflex June 26, 2020

tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

Tijuana Road Block

When two cars are driving side by side on a two lane road at the same speed not allowing anyone pass. Either intentionally or unintentionally.

Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was stuck behind a Tijuana Road Block.

by Poovie July 9, 2009

tijuana bible

Small-format, hand-drawn, low-quality pornographic storybook. Popular in the first three decades of the 20th century. Usually pretty crude and often involving celebrities or popular cartoon characters.

Psst. Have you seen this tijuana bible with Archie and Veronica getting it on?

by JDub January 31, 2005

Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.

Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.

by BrackettE November 1, 2010