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tissue box orgasm

to ejaculate so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up
Guy 1: ACHOOOO!!!!! u got any tissues?
Guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box orgasm
by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010
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Tissue Angel

The remains after a man has masterbated and ejaculated into a tissue or paper towel.
Dude, you knew I was coming over . You could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .
by Mr. F18 December 2, 2015
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tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.
During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.
by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020
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tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.
"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"
by Brandon November 17, 2004
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tissue baby

The putting of one's sperm in a tissue after ejaculation instead of using it for the impregnation of a women.
eric is such a waste of life, he should have been a tissue baby.
by smc44 October 8, 2005
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Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.
1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"
by MagickDio July 17, 2011
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Tissue Hurdles

Anything that gets in your way as you run around searching for a tissue before your nose explodes into a fountain of mucus.
Tissue Hurdles include, but are not limited to: bags, mounds of laundry, doors, pets, senior citizens, tables, chairs, and invisble force fields.
by zergbreak21 January 14, 2010
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