tipsicated

The weird, in-between stage of being past tipsy, but not quite drunk and/or intoxicated.

How drunk were you last night?" "I was tipsy, what about you?" "Man I was past tipsy, I was tipsicated!

by girlwhoruehlstheworld December 21, 2010

Uhn Tiss

"Uhn Tiss" is the sound to mimic the bass and cymbal beat.

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" - The Bloodhound Gang

by Mathijs April 22, 2006

Tessie

the perfect girl. a gorgeous, kind girl.
every man would want to have. if you know a Tessie make your move now. A trustworthy girl. You would be very lucky to have a Tessie in your life and never let her go. She is a very smart and funny girl. She is also very outgoing and athletic. But don't get on her bad side. She is very loving and a beautiful girl.

Tessie is cool.

by will101 June 13, 2014

scar tissue

One of the most amazing songs by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Simply put and not much more can be said.

Scar tissue that i wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and i'll kiss you
Cause with birds i'll share
With birds i'll share this lonely view

by Jayson "Jstew" June 21, 2006

tassive mits

Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.

Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

tassified

contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.

tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.

by snassy January 9, 2012

Tissue Twat

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.

"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012