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tinderbender

A fart so massive it could bend a wooden bench.
Yesterday at the park John ripped a tinderbender and broke the bench.
by FartMasta69 May 26, 2010
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Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat
"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"
by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005
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tindergenic

The ability to be attractive in 5 photos or less. Close ties with photogenic, but specifically for attracting mates on tinder. Also, what is written in the bio is factored in, as this could very well make or break someone.
"He's a cute guy in person, but he must get a lot of left swipes. Not photogenic, plus he wrote that he goes to the community college in his bio. Not a very tindergenic guy."
by Angemima May 19, 2014
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tindersnatch

When a bro shows you a hot Tinder match and you creep on her Instagram in attempt to "Snatch" the match.
Bro 1-"Dude. Bro. You gotta see this hottie I just matched with."
Bro 2-"Wow! Does she have an Instagram?"
Bro 1-"NO WAY! You can't Tindersnatch this one!"
by Tinder, Snatch November 19, 2015
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meat tenderizer

Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it.
We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.
by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005
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Tinderstix

Placing both hands, palms together, inside a woman's pussy and rubbing them together as if attempting to warm them over an open fire.
My slut girlfriend can cum all night long when I break out the tinderstix.
by tommybones January 4, 2011
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Tinderstorm

When one gets many hits on Tinder and to the point it becomes overwhelming such as rain in a Thunderstorm
Ive been in this Tinderstorm for a while now, hope it never ends

Tinder storm coming in! Imma go outside and get absolutely soaked and wet!
by Steveohx October 6, 2016
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