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Timon

Timon packs a massive hulk hammer
Dude, Timon, has an enormous COCK!
by Pumba1410 December 21, 2021
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urban dick-tionist

Noun:

1. A person that uses Urban Dictionary on a regular basis in order to try and impress people at parties with their knowledge of the latest hipster slang.

2. A person who reviews pending Urban Dictionary submissions. This reviewer is generally characterized as an unfunny super tool who often rejects really awesome and funny Urban Dictionary submissions, and subsequently robs the rest of the world of the potential hilarity.
1. Sheesh...There's Rob again...he is such an urban dick-tionist. Always trying to impress girls with obscure Urban Dictionary definitions. What a douche.

2. Mike: Yo Steve! Did that one funny definition you submitted to Urban Dictionary get accepted?
Steve: Nah fam....some urban dick-tionist with no sense of humor rejected it.
by Mike Partlow December 3, 2017
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Timon

Timon is the best looking man on earth he is drowning in girls.
Oh did you se timon I'am in love he is so hot.
by Erik hagman December 12, 2016
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Tamoni

Tamoni is outgoing, fun, and gorgeous. She is defiantly one of the most beautiful girls that you will ever know. She is very friendly, caring, and sweet. She can also be witty and funny. She is daring, but has common sense and knows her limits.

She is fairly quiet, but once you get to know her, she is loud, funny, witty, and outgoing. Hailey likes to joke around and have fun. She will lighten up your day, no matter what kind of mood you are in. If she likes you, she LOVES you. If you get on her nevres or annoy her, she HATES you. Be careful with Tamoni. She is tough, but insecure, sometimes. She is gorgeous on the inside and out. If you are blessed enough to have a Tamoni in your life, never, ever, EVER, let her go. <3
Me: Hey Tamoni
Tamoni: Hey
by Qwertyiuoooo February 11, 2019
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Timoism

dude that guy is an example of timoism
by americaselite June 11, 2006
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timolia

timolia is a cringe minecraft server with full of little gaylord children that do relationships (in fucking minecraft) and have no life. the team is full of moralfaggots without any taste of humor.
i know a good joke
no you get banned because we are timolia
by physanus June 12, 2020
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Timónize

Timónize: A process which reduces someone's ability to use logic and critical thinking. After Timónization, the individual begins to act like Timón from Timón and Pumba (The Lion King), vapidly degenerating in their ability to form their own ideas, and believes the regurgitation of other people's thoughts is their free thinking.
Simba: Let's go play in the elephant grave yard!

Pumba: I don't think so Simba, that's dangerous...

Simba: I laugh in the face of danger ahahaha.

Timón: I read all the studies, danger isn't real, come to think of it on my own; I laugh in the face of danger ahahaha.

Mufasa: Don't timónize this please. Everything the light touches is our Kingdom, but over their, that's the elephant graveyard, do not go play in the elephant graveyard.

Timón: I'm not going to listen to the lion hierarchy attempting to control me and strip me of my freedoms. This totalitarian patriarchy can't control me.

Mufasa: Simba, I beg you, don't be timónized, I will die if you go play in the elephant graveyard.
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