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timberwolf (tim)

Noun. Timberwolf - Barks like a tree. It is the result of alot of alcohol, marijuana, and hard work getting a dog to crossbread with a tree. This aptly named "Timberwolf" has humanlike characteristics, and likes to post on messageboards such as the infamous "Xenosaga/RPG-XS" and often has homosexual tendencies.
Adj. Timberwolf - To have timberwolf/Tim characteristics.
Adj. Man thats timberwolf.
Noun. I saw a timberwolf humping my leg today.
by GuessWHo July 31, 2003
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timberthy

Timberthy is clearly a very special motherfucker indeed. Ever met one? Exactly. He’s one of a kind.

If you can get past the prickly persona he wears a little too well at times, then you will surely be delighted by what lies derneath.

Timberthy is hugely entertaining; he can be anything from frustratingly funny (I know some of you ladies out there know exactly wtf I mean) to outright hilarious, and between his quick-witted charisma and punning charm, he will keep a smile on your face, guaranteed.

A lesser known fact about this fine specimen, Timberthy, is that he was a world renowned country music superstar slash gangster ass rapper slash standup comedian, in a past life or two. He either hailed from the Deep South or Mother Russia and had likely travelled everywhere in between, as evident by his ability to enact a stunningly uncanny, thoroughly convincing and rather robust array of accents, at any given time and with extraordinary ease.

Make no mistake, despite his silly nature and admittedly demasculine namesake, Timberthy is definitely a bad bitch and is not someone you’d want to make an enemy of. He is extremely passionate about ‘tacticals’ and has quite an impressive (expensive) collection going. He can and will school you all day long about each and every in and out on the subject and loves rewarding himself with a new toy as often as possible.

Lastly, he’s recently been known for staying up all night so seeing as how it’s 6:04am currently, Goodnight Bitches.
Person 1: OMG, WTF is that God-Awful smell?!
Person 2: (Gags) It smells like straight butthole and cadaver carcass
Me: Oh, it’s just Timberthy’s neck
by PpBbDd February 20, 2022
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Timberwolves fans

The pussiest fans ever. Think they are top shit even tho their best player kat is a little tiny piece of shit. They are the type of guys to ask to sleepover at someones elses house. Ask for a different diinner coz they don't like what is being cooked and after pizza is ordered only eats 2 slices. TO make it worse they dont want to sleep over in the end and go home. Has a chicken popcorn addiction. they also think they can shoot threes but go 0-10.
Roman: Who do u supoort

Jcab: Timberwolves fans

Roman: "does omar thornton"

Jcab: "tries to shoot a three" *bricks it*
by sista fista May 10, 2022
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tumberhop

This wheel is just a tumberhop.
by Osoukup24 January 31, 2023
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timberwolfe

Don’t be a timberwolfe.
by anonymous July 29, 2024
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Timberdoodled

An altered state of consciousness where a human subject is so intoxicated they can only communicate by "Meeping", the call of the American Woodcock (colloquially referred to as a Timberdoodle)
"My mother wasn't very happy when I got completely timberdoodled at my nephew's 6th birthday party"
by Ofsaan March 31, 2025
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Timberdoodle

Timberdoodle a young hunter!
Come on timberdoodle the tree stand is just a head
by Matterlizard September 17, 2025
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