Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

by CbenC September 10, 2009

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

nipple timber

When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.

Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?

by Erectnipples123 June 6, 2016

Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006

dropping timber

Having a bowel movement.

James can't come to the phone right now. He's in the loo "dropping timber". I'll tell him you called, Tootsieman. Latah!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

timber game's

Timber game's, is a way of thugs to describing those who hunt those who have done fuckkary" refer to the Urban dictionary" fuckkary" and now are what is called timber inlines"refer to the Urban dictionary for timber inline" who are hunted as if they was hunger game's ' the ones on top of the get em list 💯💯🏥

Dam 187 everyone is locked and loaded?! Time to go play timber game's! Let the hunt begin 💪

by k187c May 5, 2020

Afternoon Timber

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.

man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!

by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* October 26, 2015