TimDotTV

An incredible human being who has the literally most annoying wife in Sims History. He has two dicks, and the left one is a bit bigger. He's MLG pro at guitar.

"TimDotTV has the biggest dick, I hear he could play the guitar with his left one."

"Damn. TimDotTV stole my girl again." -Everyone, Always

by Myleftdick September 11, 2014

Tido

Tido, the best name to ever grace the earth. If you are called Tido then you are intelligent and sexy.

Person 1: *sees hot person*
Person 2: damn, he must be called Tido!

by Tido Fanboy November 28, 2021

dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017

laced and tied

v. To get beat down by somebody, who is usually with a group of people, to the point of embarrassment. Getting laced and tied usually happens outside of a gay club or on the block, and mostly used by "the girls" (aka black gay men).

James: Ooooh girl did you hear the T?

Jamal: What gir?

James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!

Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!

by howwyouuduinn? March 12, 2010

TheDooo Affect

After watching a few videos by YouTuber TheDooo, you will be compelled to buy a guitar.

TheDooo Affect made me buy a guitar!

by Foxy_sushi December 27, 2020

tied stick

You know the stuff that is tied to a stick

I even smoked that Tied Stick

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Hog Tied

To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.

Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015