tacky nut

Usually occuring in warmer climates and/or leading up to intercourse. Tacky nut is a condition where the ball bag becomes uncomfortably stuck to the inner thigh, causing friction and possibly even twisted nut. Can be remedied by Gold Bonding or best case, having your nuts removed from their protective tighty whiteys, licked clean, and blown dry.

Florida is so fucking hot. My balls we ablaze almost everyday, and by nightfall, I was cursed with a severe case of tacky nut.

by ReTodd January 16, 2006

tacky

gaudy, flamboyant, and flashy in apparel;
wearing lots of gold jewelry;
pimp-like appearance;

by lexicon June 17, 2003

tacky fabulous

adj. (1) both tacky and fabulous at the same time. Similar to ghetto fabulous, but without the class connotations. (2) tacky, but intentionally and ironically.

Divine was the epitome of tacky fabulous.

Yeah, we need champagne for the toast, but fuck Cristal. I ain't Diddy. Let's get some Andre or a 40 of Miller High Life and keep it tacky fabulous.

by Tacky Bitch September 8, 2008

tacky

Someone that is overdressed/overdone and is just a show off

#1: If your tacky you'll definitely be on the Jersey Shore

#2: Kim Kardashian is Tacky

by Potion9 June 16, 2010

Tacky Meter

Time that you can't tell.

A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"

by LadiiP October 15, 2011

Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.

"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"

by Itsmanda January 24, 2013

tacky slap

When your fuckin a girl raw no condom and she tells u too pull out so u do ,,u cum in ur hand and slap the bitch TACKY SLAPED

I tacky slaped a slut last night

by Tackyslapper February 22, 2008