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Double Drive Thru

The act of ordering twice at a McDonald's Drive Thru in quick succession. Performed when the client intends to order a meal and a dessert. The Double Drive Thru ensures that the client's dessert (e.g. McFlurry, Cone, etc.) does not melt upon his/her completion of the meal. However, some argue that the Double Drive Thru causes embarrassment among other parties in the vehicle as well as the customer service representative at the Drive Thru window.
Spacely: Jay, why the fuck didn't you order your Oreo McFlurry?

Jay: Cause man, let me eat my double cheeseburger and then I'll order my McFlurry so it doesn't melt!

Flash: Oh my god you just pulled a double drive thru...
by Mario Gomez June 21, 2013
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drive-thru chicken

Roll up to the window of a fast food drive-thru after placing an order, look the worker in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the worker breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).

If the worker cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "you are appreciated." The multiplier for a smiling employee is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation drive-thru chicken is not about annoying drive-thru workers, but about reminding them you appreciate them standing on their feet for 8 hours making less than Indonesian child laborers, just so you can pay 99 cents for a burger, you cheap f---.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same worker, wave and drive past - forget it, man. Unless you like a burger with extra spit after they used it in their lunchtime broom hockey tournament? If you go through with it, then multiply total score by an x5 danger multiplier (ie 30sec x 2 x 5 = 300). When you get to the E.R., try to at least get the word salmonella out so they have something to go on.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.

See also: toll booth chicken, driver's license chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Let's go to mickey's and play some drive-thru chicken!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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Bank Drive-thru Asshole

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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Tharun

Great guy to hang around with, stupid, funny, cute, smart at times and grabs all the attention of the whole place for no reason what so ever. Most time he is a very great guy to hang around with.
That guy is a full-on Tharun
by theveryniceguy1 October 27, 2019
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brew thru

A drive throught liquor store found mainly in southern states such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.
Billy-Bob: What you doin tonight there feller?

Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles.

Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.
by crazycyrax March 6, 2009
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Thru

Abbreviation of 'through'. Most commonly used in drive-through lines or highway signs.
DiggityMonkeez: Go thru the tunnel, and exit 17 will be...

ElGrammar: Did you say "through" or "thru"?

DiggityMonkeez: Does it matter? They both sound the same.

ElGrammar: Yeah, but the direction of our conversation hinges on which word you chose.

DiggityMonkeez: OK, OK! I said "thru"! With a 'u'!

ElGrammar: Oh, OK.
by Diggity Monkeez January 11, 2005
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thrungry

The state of being both hungry and thirsty.
"Holy Jesus nipples. After that work out, you must be awfully thrungry."
by beanbag August 30, 2005
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