thunder

a huge ass girl who looks like she was born at a rest stop

THUNDER JAMMIN: goin' out lookin for fat chicks to bang

look at that thunder...
damn she looks like she does her hair with firecrackers

by lenny July 21, 2003

thunder

Person-ma-bob on musicianforums.

Thunder is a person-ma-bob!!!

by thunder May 5, 2005

Thundering

Having rampant, hardcore sex with a female when you have a large penis.

You could hear their thundering for miles.
You need to give her a right thundering.

I gave her a thundering last night.

by Thunder pants August 12, 2012

thunder

The feeling of fear and tension when in an awkward situation and you are dying to deliver an arse candle. Can also be the pain felt after eating something while trying desperately to hold in an arse candle.

While at school, with only a rat-ridden toilet at his disposal, John feels the thunder...

by Peter Nelson February 7, 2004

thunder tard

Annoying ass okc thunder fans who don't know jack shit about basketball but just still fucking yell at the most random point in the game.

The thunder tard over here thinks Westbrook is the best point guard in the game...smh

by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

Thunder-butt

(noun/slang) Complimentary slang name referring to an attractive, thick female whose attributes (i.e. ass, thighs, legs, etc.) are proportionally large, noticable, and desirable. Though not a law, such females can weigh in at the neighborhood of 200+ lbs.

April was a hunka-hunka burnin' love. That thunder-butt gal had a body that could ride your dick into the ground.

by Nikki Stixx September 19, 2019

thunder noodle

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.

I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.

by mooncow728 July 21, 2021