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Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."
by Teste-monial March 2, 2011
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Twisted Fucker

A person who is messed up in the mind with sick, evil, perverted thoughts and/ or actions.
That twisted fucker took a lighter to my pictures and burned my face out of the photo.
by SassyGirl21 March 6, 2019
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Twisted Cunt

A shot consisting of:

1 part Whiskey
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Pineapple Juice
(Lime optional)
I usually get all my girlfriends twisted cunts when we go to the bars...they like the shot because it tastes good and the name is so classy.
by wronghandle October 24, 2009
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Twisted Insane

A high-paced speed rapper from San Diego now residing in the 503 affiliated with the well known green wearin Lincoln Park Bloods and signed to Liquid Assets Records.
An educated guess is that he would be able to keep up with Guiness World Record holder Rebel XD.
The fastest flows I've heard have been in his songs called "Twisted Insane" , "Smash", "Venom", "From The Dome", (avail. only on his myspace) "Kick Rocks", (avail. only on his myspace but to be on his new album hells kitchen when its released) "Amazing".
Homie 1: Have you heard of that rapper Twisted Insane mayn?
Homie 2: Hell yeah his shits got me addicted to it like its heroine.
by D3th Ro September 8, 2009
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Thirsted

A term used when playing Fortnite Battle Royale, where a teammate knocks down an opposing player and kills them without giving their team a chance to revive them. Usually done to annoy the opposing team or to loot the player.
Johnny: They’re trying to build up to us, help me out!

Larry: Hold on, I just knocked this guy, he’s about to get thirsted!
by frankie sti May 2, 2018
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Twisted Cherry

When your girl is on her period and you tie the tampon string in your mouth like a cherry stem
Her: I can't, I am on my period
Him: No biggie, let's be kinky and I will give you a good old fashion twisted cherry
by DarkRamen69 September 6, 2018
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get it twisted

to misperceive or misunderstand something. to draw the wrong conclusion.
by Crystal Puff September 22, 2005
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