Friend Thief

Introducing one friend to another, only find out that the two friends enjoy eachothers company more so than that of the original Introducer. Thus leaving the original friend of both, friendless.

John: hey Jake what are you up too?
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.

by jpwf August 19, 2009

bed thief

A pet laying right in the middle of the bed.

"My cat was such a bed thief last night"

by Ace323 January 31, 2019

personality thief

Someone who adopts the tendencies of others, usually without realizing it.

Why am I such a personality thief?

by Mr. Twinkieface October 14, 2020

hail to the thief

1.Refrence to the 2000 U.S. Presidential Elections where after contested ballot results and recounts in Florida, the Supreme Court decided George W. Bush as President. Some contest that when the ballots were recounted Bush did not actually win the election, thus critics to the process coined this phrase.
2. The title to Radiohead's sixth album which could be in refrence to the above definition.

Three cheers to GW! Hail to the thief!

by John November 20, 2003

personality thief

A personality thief is a person with a sever lack of knowledge in the how to of being a normal, funtioning social human being. He finds himself leaching off the personality of someone who is socially succesfully at the moment, and adopts their behavior in an attempt to fit in. However, this normally causes a backfire because of the obvious overkill present, and the pitifulness of the unoriginality.

Lashmeeeee: Wow, this is fucking clutch!
Lashmeeeee: "Failed attempt at an inside joke he's not apart of"
Victim: Lashmeeee you faggot, stop stealing my personality and get back in your fucking single!
Lugo: You fucking personality thief!

by Nerdstalker September 17, 2006

panty thief

A guy who appreciates the soilage in a womans crotch panel of her panties, sniffs and licks the contents while achieving orgasm. This may occur numerous times with the same pair. However the honest ones returns them, discreetley. The smart one keeps the best ones and locks them up in airtight bags, containing the aroma and taste.

I'm a panty thief and have enjoyed some of the best, funkiest crusty tastey soiled crotch panels there is. Wanna see my collection?

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012