fart injection threshold

The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.

1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.

2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!

by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017

Melanin Threshold

Term in sociology indicating the level of Melanin required in the skin at which point a person is considered "Black." It can very across different cultures and regions. In some areas of the United States it takes very little pigment for a person to be considered black thus a low threshold, whereas other areas of Africa, the Caribbean, or South America require more pigment for a person to be considered "Black." It is important to watch that determining and utilizing this terminology does not become an ethnic filter.

That city considered me Black, they seem to have a lower melanin threshold.

by Geo Joe January 4, 2011

high pain threshold

its when somebody doesnt feel as much pain as everyone else

if someone hits you it would really hurt,
if someone hits a person with a high pain threshold, it would hurt that much

by a person LOL August 27, 2011

Theseus Threshold

When a band has more past members than current members.

That band hasn't been good since they passed the Theseus threshold .

by Getzby1021 January 14, 2021

Absolute Threshold

The minimum amount of stimulus energy that must be present for the stimulus to be detected 50% of the time.

It was at the absolute threshold of audibility, where it might have been real or imagined.

by LaurenBrooks December 13, 2021

Mario Hedonic Threshold (MHT)

The point in a video game wherein the challenge exceeds the fun. Mario Hedonic Threshold or MHT is named for the world's favorite digital Italian plumber, but the term could apply to any challenge a gamer finds sufficiently frustrating. MHT value necessarily varies according to an individual gamer's psychological characteristics and skill set.

Subject M's Mario Hedonic Threshold (MHT) is as high as Rainbow Road. M didn't even break a sweat during that final lap! Subject L's low MHT, however, resulted in a broken TV screen and reports of a researcher being force-fed a Joy Con.

by R. Electrico November 9, 2021

Threshold

Academic speed bump

I really need to overcome that threshold to further my career.

The threshold for that paper is huge.

by Anti-Chocolate December 16, 2019