gene therapy

The process of being able to transplant genes with new genes that are supposed to improve physical capability.

With the completion of the Human Genome Project, we can now detect genes that cause certain things. If we find a gene that causes illness or cancer, we can remove that and replace it with something better! That's just one of many examples of what gene therapy will do for us! ^.^

"Sounds like fun!!!.....but it's expensive. And immoral, depending on the circumstances."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Bashu Therapy

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Facebook Therapy

When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.

Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!

Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.

^Facebook Therapy

by J Win July 6, 2009

Urine Therapy

Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement

R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video

by William2569 March 13, 2008

massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.

Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Buddy Therapy

A term that simply recognizes the therapeutic value of having friends.

I’ve got a 12 noon Buddy Therapy appointment today, my friends and I are meeting for lunch!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

cringe therapy

A self-help tactic used to remind an individual of how bad the individual's ex-partners were. Cringe therapy involves an individual staring at distasteful pictures of a particular ex-partner until the individual cringes (or expresses other negative reactions) and returns to more productive activity.

1: Dude, how'd you get over your breakup with Jeff so quickly?
2: He was a dick, bro. I forgot all the things I hated about him until I started cringe therapy.

by eadkclen April 11, 2012