theoretical bear

Not the bear everyone needs them to be

Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear

by Uptrash November 19, 2017

Theoretical Spy

laggy spy main
also my dad

ay its theoretical spy, he gay af lmao

by insomniatf2brazil January 10, 2019

theoretical probability

theoretical probability of you getting pussy tonight is 0/10

wagwan the theoretical probability of your bbm pin of being good pussy is 10/10

by xd vap0ur February 8, 2019

theoretical thinker

its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.

i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.

by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019

Theoretical Thottery

When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.

"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."

by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020

Theoretical Deistology

Theoretical Deistology is the area of deistology responsible for the theoretical studies of deistology, such as the nature of extraphysical beings, like gods and spiritual beings, theoretical development of technodeism and of technologies to search for extraphysical beings and the creation of hypothesis related to extraphysical beings.

"Theoretical deistology the most mindblowing area of theoretical studies, even more than the ones related to multiverses, omniverse/omnidimension, string theory, search for extraterrestrial life and extraphysics as a whole."

by Full Monteirism March 6, 2021

Tooradical

A synonym for sus

The imposter is tooradical

by Server's Favorite Rhino April 15, 2021