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Teacher

A person that helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
(Teacher) Write this 100 times!
(Student) ok..
(Teacher) Now you know.
by OneRaven March 16, 2012
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Teacher

1): A nice caring educator that will help you be successful in life.

2):A dumb cunt nobody likes because they always want to give a whole bunch of homework and only be nice to a few kids. When you ask a question they be ignorant and don’t even give the answer you want
1):teacher: You all will be successful in life just keep on trying and remember that practice makes perfect.
Student: thank you your so sweet we love you so much I can tell that we will go somewhere with the help of you

2): Student: can I ask you a question miss/mister?
Teacher: what do you want?
Student:what’s the home—
Teacher: eight paragraphs due tomorrow

Student: I have another question!
Teacher: done and answered get out!
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Bitch Teacher

1.A teacher who is a total bitch.

2.A very common form of teacher, most commonly associated with math or literacy.
by Chuck Brason June 5, 2010
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dumb ass teacher

Someone who yells a lot and takes your phone for no reason when everybody else has theirs. also someone who is a irrational thinker and easily gets angry and violent. Stupid hoe that has no life.
That is a dumb ass teacher.
by jbjt November 14, 2018
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teacher bitch

a teacher who is jealous of her own students' talent and gives them sorry grades because she is bitter about still teaching high school.

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a teacher who dislikes a student for reasons of her own b/c she is a fat bitch and the student is clearly more attractive than her and keeps the student from going on competitions by illegally taking ONE grade for a nine weeks period.
Mrs. Dobbins is a stupid teacher bitch, who has no talent of her own and can't stand it when a student is better than her.
by rf131286 October 21, 2008
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Movie Theater Math

A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.
Time to see Star Wars! Maybe we should wait to enter until Sheldon finishes up his movie theater math assessment.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 June 29, 2020
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Great Teacher Onizuka

Popular anime and manga series centered around the exploits of one Eikichi Onizuka, a musclebound blonde ex-biker gang member who decides he wants to become a high school teacher to win the 'hearts' of virgin schoolgirls. However, we quickly find out that he's really a tough guy with a heart of gold who wins over each and every student that tries to get him fired by using his street smarts to inspire them and rid them of their inner demons.
Tokyopop is taking forever to translate the GTO manga.
by Philip Gibbons August 30, 2004
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