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Feeding The Squirrel

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.
Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"
by SMac89 December 21, 2010
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Hunting the squirrel

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!
by Chrypt November 8, 2017
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Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...
1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.
by d3ngar December 17, 2009
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Smokin' The Squirrel

A term for Trailer trash that thinks nothing of eating roadkill
"Think I'ma gonna hang out here I'm "smokin' the squirrel" I picked up on the highway yesterday"
by xrxman59 March 9, 2010
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Feed The Squirrel

Simply the act of a quarterback throwing the football to his favorite wide receiver on the football field. In times of need during a big game any quarterback will be looking to #FeedTheSquirrel. Fans love to see the squirrel get fed!
Fan 1: Oh no! Look were down by two touchdowns!

Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel

Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel
by Wa-hoo-Wa November 20, 2013
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Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
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krish the squirrel

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona
Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”
by FatDonny64 August 1, 2018
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