Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

by Boner D February 1, 2012

Dancing around the barn

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.

During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"

by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Belle of the ball

The most attractive woman at a social gathering.

The partner of partners, the belle of the ball.

by Huertino December 2, 2010

laughing to the bank

Being one that has so much money in the bank that you have no worries so all you do is laugh.

Chief Keef: I am laughing to the bank. HA HA HA
French Montana: You aint got no worries.

by keturvh September 21, 2013

Trappin out the bandwidth

Committing piracy online to save money, popularized by popular YouTuber DJ Akademiks

"I'm not on Tidal, we trappin out the bandwidth"

by The Devil is the world May 25, 2016

plowin the back 40

When vigorous anal sex is performed and sometimes causes the recipient to bleed.

Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!

by SlopNChop May 19, 2016

Don't Neglect the Balls

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

by PhailBot June 14, 2010